is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
