The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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