why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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