it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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