Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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