I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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