we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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