Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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