I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
