i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
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