its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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