I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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