he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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