can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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