Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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