Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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