To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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