You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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