Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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