yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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