just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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