if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
It's blow job season.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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