Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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