Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
ugly people sure do ruin things
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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