as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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