I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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