dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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