Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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