I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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