Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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