Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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