I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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