Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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