Dual....:-)
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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