She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
FUCK WHALES
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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