I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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