ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
