Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It's rum buckets o'clock
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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