Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I could make wine with my vomit
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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