I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
it hurts more in the daytime
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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