so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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