So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
he's single and there are thong briefs.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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