I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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