life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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