Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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