in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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