Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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