Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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