i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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