...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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