Where are you?
In a non slutty way
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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