do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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