just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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