what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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