DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
honey bunches of taint.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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