I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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