just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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